Chris Peden, running against Ron Paul, “I am a proven conservative” (with poor grammar)
Chris Peden, running against Ron Paul for the House of Representatives, wants English to be the official language of the United States. Unfortunately, he doesn’t know how to use it himself.
He writes on his website:
I am a proven conservative Republican; the incumbent is a self-described Libertarian. I support winning the Global War on Terror and the War on Drugs; the incumbent does not. I think Islamo-Fascist terrorists were responsible for the 9/11 attacks; the incumbent thinks America’s Middle East policy’s were responsible for the attacks. I support fully funding NASA’s budget and the Vision for Space Exploration; the incumbent does not. I will support and vote for the Republican nominee for U.S. President in 2008, the incumbent will not (unless it’s him.)
Chris, I would like to introduce you to two things: The 9/11 Commission Report and proper pluralization.
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Dear God, it sounds like “the Anti-Paul”.
I wonder if he has any other soundbites. Somebody pull the string on his back and see.
What a genius.
I wonder how he would explain why the Islamofascistterrorists have never attacked Canada, Switzerland, New Zealand, Denmark, Sweden, and other free countries.
Maybe the terrorists hate us for our blues music.
Other theories: our hamburgers? Superman? Chucky Cheese? Leave it to Beaver? They must hate us for something. Wait -I’ll come up with it, I’m sure.
I’ll come up with it for you. We are over there.
What?!!! Did you just say that Americans are to blame?! (You know, I’ve heard alot of outrageous theories, but I’ve never… )
I think they hate us for our baseball.
Can this guy get away with lying this blatantly? I guess Neo-Conservatives can…